Up to 3.0 pts on the 0–10 scale
· MAX_TEXT_QUALITY
Sentiment and texture cues from recent reviews — scored by a transformer model so a 4-star place full of "crispy" gets more credit than a 4-star place full of "fine."
Data sources
HuggingFace Inference API (BERT/RoBERTa SST/1–5 regressor)
Last refreshed: Live (Yelp Fusion, ~4 min cache)
Up to 2.0 pts on the 0–10 scale
· MAX_PHOTO_QUALITY
Crispness cues from menu photos — golden color, edge contrast, batter texture — so a place whose photos look brown and limp scores lower than one whose photos glisten.
Data sources
Google Cloud Vision API
Last refreshed: Daily 03:00 UTC (refresh-photo-quality cron)
Up to 0.8 pts on the 0–10 scale
· MAX_HEALTH
Recent public health-inspection outcomes — violation counts, grades, Pass/Fail flags — weighted by recency so a current A is worth more than an A from three years ago.
Data sources
NYC DOHMH
LA County Public Health
Chicago Food Inspections
SF Food Facility Inspections
Last refreshed: Daily 04:00 UTC (refresh-health-inspections cron)
Up to 1.0 pts on the 0–10 scale
· MAX_REDDIT
Subreddit buzz and texture-mention volume for the spot, so an underground favourite with a thousand posts of "the crunch is unreal" shows up next to the chains.
Data sources
Reddit Pushshift
Last refreshed: Daily 05:00 UTC (refresh-reddit-signal cron)
Up to 8.0 pts on the 0–10 scale
· MAX_GOUT
The base star rating — Yelp by default, overridden by CrispFind user ratings when available — capped so a 5-star place still has to earn the other 60% of the score.
Data sources
Yelp Fusion API
CrispFind user ratings
Last refreshed: Live (Yelp Fusion, ~4 min cache)
Up to 1.0 pts on the 0–10 scale
· MAX_COHERENCE
How many reviews the spot has, on a log scale — a consistency signal that punishes single-review fakes without over-rewarding high-volume chain stores.
Data sources
Yelp Fusion API
Last refreshed: Live (Yelp Fusion, ~4 min cache)
Up to 1.5 pts on the 0–10 scale
· MAX_CROUSTILLANTE
How many crisp-texture keywords appear in the venue's categories and recent reviews — "crispy," "crunchy," "karaage," "chicharron" and friends.
Data sources
Yelp categories
Yelp review text
Last refreshed: Live (Yelp Fusion + BERT review cache)
Up to 0.5 pts on the 0–10 scale
· MAX_PROXIMITE
A small bonus that decays linearly over 25 miles, so anything inside your radius ranks above an identically crispy spot across town.
Data sources
User location
Haversine distance
Last refreshed: Per request (no cache)
Up to 0.5 pts on the 0–10 scale
· MAX_FRESHNESS
How recently the spot saw a steady stream of reviews — requires 10+ reviews to activate so a single recent review can't rescue a stale spot.
Data sources
Yelp last-reviewed timestamp
Last refreshed: Live (Yelp Fusion, ~4 min cache)